itchy britches

the person that is constantly at war with their itchy genitals- usually in public places such as the office or work place. Often tried to be concealed by way of going to town through the pocket or under a desk/table.

"Did you see itchy britches sratching herself and smell her fingers at the lunch table today"?

by dobbs November 11, 2005

Balls-itch

When you get caught scratching your balls, either in public, or at home, you must yell BALLS-ITCH! Or if you are out with your buddies and they catch you scratching.. You say balls-itch in a muffled voice.

James yelled BALLS-ITCH in front of the whole school yesterday because someone caught him scratching his balls.

by ratemycameltoe June 23, 2007

spider-bite itch

spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.

One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

itchybow

a shooter made from Irish mist whiskey

the boys really got hammered after drinking alot of itchybow

by Roger Nolan October 22, 2004

Itchy bisset

Used to draw attention to the occurrence of an itch, wheresoever it might occur, whilst remaining intentionally vague about it's location.

Since the term 'bisset' has no explicit referent, it ought not to be used unless prefaced by 'itchy'.

As revealed to the originator of the term, by Kylie Minogue, in a dream.

Oooh, Dannii, I've got an itchy bisset; but the show must go on.

by Paul E. Newton August 14, 2006

Itchy bits

Used as an exclamation when one discovers or realises that one has an itch anywhere upon their body. It does not have to relate to the private parts.

Dude that woollen jumper has given me itchy bits!

I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)

by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

Itchy Fandango

The dance you end up doing to hide the fact that you're trying to itch your crotch and anal areas after recently shaving.

Christina was forced to do the Itchy Fandango after recently shaving her pubic hair.

by pricksbratkc August 24, 2009