Roman Soldier Helmet

A man leans over someone’s face, and covers the person’s eyes and nose with his package.

When I gave that passed out chick a Roman Soldier Helmet last night, she looked just like that dude from "Gladiator".

by Sebas1266 January 21, 2006

helmeting

A sexual practice, most likely between two men, in which the goal is for the one to insert his actual head into the anus of the other. This is accomplished by the receiver having his spincter muscle severed by a knife, so his ass cheeks more or less flap apart. The giver then lubes up his shaven head and goes to town. It is uncertain whether this practice is supposed to be (more) pleasurable for the giver, or the receiver.

Raoul had to go to the doctor's to have his butt cheeks sewn back together after he was finished helmeting.

by Big D June 15, 2003

Purple helmeted warrior of love

The penis. Refers to the circumcised head as the purple hemet. The warrior of love is an erect penis.

Trust me, I'll only stick the purple helmet in, not the whole puple-helmeted warrior of love.

by Anthony Orifice August 23, 2004

cheese helmet

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.

Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.

by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

Helmet

A Helmet or a Helm is a total 100% dumbass who has no idea what he is talking about or doing

Dude WTF are you doing? You are such a Helmet

by hartferd August 9, 2010

Helmarted

A characteristic best defined as "totally fucked up beyond all recovery".

Oh man, this is Helmarted! No one can fix this!

by JWPerfect July 10, 2007

helmeta

getting dome, head, or helmet

There was a prostitute on the corner giving helmeta.

by hunter remmert April 15, 2008