bottom headache

An ache on your bottom usually after for sitting for a prolonged period of time.

Brian had a bottom headache after a 12 hour drive to Temagami, Canada

by blackbelt June 7, 2009

blitzkrieg headband

being incredibly stoned off your ass. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.

skeet {passing the joint}- dan how you feelin' over there?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?

by raptasticRiZZo March 24, 2010

Cyber headache

That dull throbbing in your head caused by staring at a screen for hours on end.

Hey Zack, you look worn out. Out clubbing last night?

No man, just a major cyber headache. I've been online all day.

by LoLiTa(: October 16, 2011

Sunday-night headache

An occurrence for which there is absolutely no time but whose (continuous) nature warrants its complete attention until it is resolved (based on an actual event that took place on a Sunday evening in 1998). Does not normally apply to matters that require human mediation.

I got a Sunday-night headache over that stupid alarm.

by ReverseHaloEffect May 8, 2006

Slow-motion Headbanging

When one is sleeping in class, and his/her head bobs up and down at random, providing a source of distraction and entertainment for everyone else in said class.

Hey, did you see that kid slow-motion headbanging in Math class today? What an idiot.

by ohmylanta! May 24, 2009

Number Zero Headband

The craziest of all fucking bitches, i.e. Lyndsey Miller. That bitch is fucked up. DON'T APPROACH! Reference from the Afro-Samurai series, as the Number One Headband was supposed to be strongest.

Mike: "Oh shit! Your ex is a Number One Headband"

Pete: "No, she's a fuckin Number Zero Headband"

by xVrael June 27, 2010

Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip

The action of someone head-banging while sucking your cock and getting their teeth caught on your balls and ripping off your entire penis.

Chase: Yo Derek I was chillin with John last night and I convinced him to give me that Squiggly doo 4000 headbanger cock rip and it fucking fire bro.

Derek: No way dude I got him to do that to me just last week.

by Splm J May 21, 2020