by A literal wagon March 8, 2020
Get the Ali Hampshaw mug.Southern New hampshire University, where to begin. We could start with the shere fact that is is completely isolated from any type of quazi normal civilization. It's nearest attraction boasts a one story shoping plaza complete with quaint candy corner and the ever popular EB games. Or we could begin to discuss the campus's complete and total lack of feminine grace and charm. If girls with protruding chins, making them most closely resemble the horse strikes your fancy, then the long agonizing drive to SNHU would be well worth your while. Or, if during those romantic lip locking occations you enjoy a harsh and stiff metalic barrier accross the kanines, then you should surely visit this retainer friendly campus. The female student body here has taken webshots to a whole different level with the inticing foe puke picture. Have you ever had that overwhelming urge to fake your own hang over? Ok, well you probably have not, however, upon entering SNHU, the urge will overtake you, and you will suddenly find yourself in a bathroom stall, hugging the porcelean bowl, hair pulled back, face in anguish, staging your own regurgitation. Clearly this and other acts of randomness and idiocracy are turn ons to the rough and rugged NH male, come on now...ladies is pimps too right?...Wrong! Another favorite pass time here at SNHU is taking on multiple personas in the form of IM screen names...come on, who doesn't want to keep up with several aways, profiles and chats? Maybe the multiple persona angle isn't for you, but please, have no fear, SNHU is fully capable of catering to your needs, perhaps you'd enjoy sending anonymous IMs to your friends buddies from home? However, certain students(Jason) here lack, how shall we put it....intelect? For future reference my dear, please erase the profile, it's almost rude to have such a hearty laugh at your expense. So, how about it? Want to visit this amazing college, complete with female Mr. Ed look-likes? Hmm, perhaps not, however, please keep in mind that there is one very large plus to visiting this campus. Once you have ventured into the woods of NH to soak up the SNHU experience....you can rest assured that for the rest of your life you will forever be moving up in the world, because after this experience, you know that the worst event in your life is behind you!
Southern New Hampshire University is full of girls resembling horses, as well as boys(Jason) so ungifted in the area of intelect, that it's actually frightening.
by Amanda Willens July 29, 2008
Get the Southern New hampshire University mug.A phrase meaning the mental process you use. One thing triggers another thought on and on until you say something random, which is only percieved as random by others not in your head. Also can be used when you pause after a joke or something along those lines and then finally understand it.
Lola- We have to do a project on a country for history. What do you think I should do?
(pause..Biore pondering)
Biore- Hm.. I really want a potato
Lola- Random..:/
Biore- I was playing hopscotch in my head. I thought of countries and I thought of Ireland. I thought of Ireland's famine and how they had to eat potatos. That made me want one. Not random at all!!
Example 2:
Emma: And the blonde thought the directions were wrong on the Kool-Aid packet, because you can't fit 4 quarts into that tiny thing! :
Claire: pause..................OMG lol!
Emma: Um..you're so stupid that took you forever to get!
Claire: Shut up! I was playing hopscotch in my head. Duh!
(pause..Biore pondering)
Biore- Hm.. I really want a potato
Lola- Random..:/
Biore- I was playing hopscotch in my head. I thought of countries and I thought of Ireland. I thought of Ireland's famine and how they had to eat potatos. That made me want one. Not random at all!!
Example 2:
Emma: And the blonde thought the directions were wrong on the Kool-Aid packet, because you can't fit 4 quarts into that tiny thing! :
Claire: pause..................OMG lol!
Emma: Um..you're so stupid that took you forever to get!
Claire: Shut up! I was playing hopscotch in my head. Duh!
by veronicaMARS May 21, 2007
Get the Hopscotch in my head mug.A damn lyricist that writes only heat. He started out around 2009 on YouTube. He has been blowing up from there. He made a music series called Ill mind of Hopsin that was really good and he also got on Logan pauls podcast.
by SirrTheRiceGod March 5, 2021
Get the Hopsin mug.Probably one of the most depressing places to live. There's nothing to do, it's always cold, everyone who lives here is depressed. Full of drugs and snobby people. The schools are poor and filthy and most of the teenagers and children growing up in the state are most likely suicidal. It's not the "beautiful, peaceful and relaxing" place you think it is. Nothing but trees and cheap corner stores run by Puerto Rican's that would do anything to scam a penny out of you. If you plan on moving here, save yourself the misery and money. Don't come here.
Person 1: I'm planning on moving to New Hampshire when I'm older.
Person 2: Don't bother. Unless you want to be depressed the rest of your life.
Person 2: Don't bother. Unless you want to be depressed the rest of your life.
by Pencilgripp May 31, 2018
Get the New Hampshire mug.A sad, lonely state of Nascar devout hillbillies and hicks. Requirements for living in New Hampshire are incest, having children during the teen years, having the life goals of reaching secretary or "line cook" status, and having less than five (original) teeth. Common words often used in New Hampshire: "a-hyuck," "viddles," "trailer," "Paw," and "shotgun." Words rarely or never used include "birth control," "education," and anything with more than three syllables. Please note: There are no redeeming qualities to to residents of New Hampshire. Although proximity to Boston is stated as an advantage to New Hampshire, it is actually a burden upon Massachusetts, an area where the awkward New Hampshire hill folk are quietly and politely told to go back to the trailer park.
by Dorothy Bassett June 19, 2008
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The WORST fucking state to live in. I hope whoever discovered this fucking state is burning in hell. This state is full of rednecks and people who think they are better than everyone else. All the people call us massholes but excuse me? You people are the lowest form of life that has been my misfourtune to know. If it wasn't for Massachusetts (and an Italian guy) this country wouldn't exist but anyways this state sucks complete ass and no wonder why everyone hates it
The WORST fucking state to live in. I hope whoever discovered this fucking state is burning in hell. This state is full of rednecks and people who think they are better than everyone else. All the people call us massholes but excuse me? You people are the lowest form of life that has been my misfourtune to know. If it wasn't for Massachusetts (and an Italian guy) this country wouldn't exist but anyways this state sucks complete ass and no wonder why everyone hates it
by Operation: Douchebag August 19, 2006
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