Griffin Jib

The act of grabbing both of someone's nipples and/or the fat surrounding them, and hoisting them aloft by them. Depending on the weight of the person being Griffin Jibbed it will usually take a lot of strength to accomplish this task.

Guy 1- Why weren't you here yesterday?
Guy 2- I had to go to the emergency room because I got Griffin Jibbed.
Guy 1- I'm so glad I'm not you.

by evilcheesemonkey June 19, 2011

Griffinsneath

Teenagers known for using large words and being a snob.

A: oh look, here comes a griffinsneath.
B. Damn dude, he fuckin smarter than you are.
A. How do you know?
B. ?...

by Special<[1]> November 22, 2011

Griffelfish

Someone who looks and/or acts like Louis Griffel, in other words; liking a bunch of people out of his or her league, thinking they're good at something they're terrible at but finding a way to become in charge of it and then ruining it.

"This dude in charge of the dance committee totally wrecked Prom!"
"Oh yeah, I know that guy, he's such a Griffelfish."

by Evvuh January 20, 2012

graffadi

(Combination of "graffiti" and "ad")

The use of graffiti to sell a product.

Me: Why did you spraypaint that bus?

Guy: I work for Coca-Cola.

Graffadi.

by J-M-S March 28, 2013

giffable

A movie or actor that has lots of potential for gifs

Sophie: "Jennifer Lawrence is very giffable"
Charlie: "I know right!? Reddit *loves* her"

by TrustPaul December 16, 2013

Griffin' yourself

The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.

Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!

by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 8, 2014

griffin station

Former Group 935 facility on the moon, now radioactive dust where the Moon used to be.

Griffin station was destroyed because of Dr. Groph's lack of proper security measures

by Groph935115 December 13, 2016