eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017

frozen finger

The act of playing "stink finger" outside in freezing cold weather.

"it's snowing, let's go play frozen finger"

by the-left-nut October 6, 2016

American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.

Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.

by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016

Frozen Fudge Brownie

when you lay a big turd log, freeze it, and then use it later as a dildo.

That chick looked like a downie when I was hittin it from the back with the frozen fudge brownie.

by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

frozen nerd

A really white stripper

Wow look at that frozen nerd over there🤤

by Peaches🤤 February 12, 2018

frozen trumpet

Freezing your own poo and using it as a solid dildo

I really enjoyed using my frozen trumpet last night

by Lovely human being December 26, 2016

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017