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I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner

a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey
-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"
by dudemeister421 April 24, 2010
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russian slap fight

An absolute beatdown session.

-A line is drawn in dirt

-Right foot of both men is placed on the line

-The men interlock hands over the line

-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin

-They begin by slapping each other in the face

-Note: As hard as possible

-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.

-Best two out of three is the winner
Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
by Hugh Jass 2 December 14, 2010
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Eskimo sword fight

When two people place the back end of used dildos in their mouths and attempt to brush the used end against the face of their opponent, whilst preventing the same from happening to them. Vibrators may be substituted for dildos
Matt Clark lost the Eskimo sword fight and now his face is all slimy
by Vemsseak July 18, 2016
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Street Fighter IV

A fighting game developed and published by Capcom.

In 2008, it was released as an arcade game in Japan.
In 2009, it was released for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.
In 2010, it was released for the iPhone.
"I just pwned that noob with a Shin Shoryuken"
"A what?"
"It's a Street Fighter IV thing. You wouldn't understand."
by Pikamander2 April 6, 2010
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Mysterious Figure

One of two secret bosses from the PSP game Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep.

The Mysterious Figure fights with two glowing blades, similar in design and function to those of Xemnas. Alongside his regular attacks, the Mysterious Figure can also freeze and rewind time, make clones of himself, and cast several high level spells, such as Mega Flare and Meteor. The boss's most lethal attack is a jumping "lasso" move, which not only does significant damage, but almost always leaves the player open to a second, fatal hit immediately afterward. These attacks, combined with the Mysterious Figure's high speed and resilience, allow him to officially outclass Sephiroth as the hardest boss in the Kingdom Hearts series, and possibly the hardest in all of gaming history.

Those who can defeat the Mysterious Figure on the highest difficulty with all players will earn the right to call themselves a hardcore gamer.
Johnathan: Come on, come on, only 1 health bar left! I've got you now, you bastard, I've got you-

Mysterious Figure: (destroys player with Mega Flare)

Johnathan: That's...not...fair. WHY IS THIS BOSS SO F#@%ING CHEAP!!!
by tikiterror November 29, 2011
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monkey-fighting

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!
by Nicholas D November 8, 2011
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figg

1. cool; awesome; great. Mostly used as a reply in a text message.
2. The number 8.
Example 1: That is some figg ass shit yo.

Example 2:
Friend 1: I'll be over in figg minus three minutes.
Friend 2: Figg
by Figg Guy May 4, 2008
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