morning feet

The feeling you get in the morning when the bottoms of your feet are much more sensitive than they usually are.

I can't walk barefoot in the morning! I have morning feet!!!

by Queenie1069 October 3, 2010

a duck to the feet

A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks.

I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.

by Perlith October 12, 2010

baby feet

When someone masturbates in a community shower and the next person that uses the shower steps in the semen.

Man, my roommate is getting baby feet if he takes a shower right now.

by Rob1138 September 3, 2006

crusty feet

A Mexican, normally with stumpy, gnarly, hairy feet decorated with nub nub toes and cracked, peeling yellow toenails. There is normally a stench of rotten meat, stale cum and cat saliva to go along with the feet.

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

by Pothead Slut August 14, 2014

feeto

<Several>
1. Used to describe someone or something (or group of things or people) that are unlikeable, ugly or just plain stupid.

2. Used to describe someones traits/appearance (mostly to insult them).

3. Used to address someone or a group of people.
-nb. It is common to refer to mates as feet or feetos, this is not used as an insult

1. That guy is a feeto, so are all his mates, they are feeto as.

2. Check out his sunnies, they are so feeto (meaning they suck).

3a). Hey feet whats up? (like saying "hey dude whats up?")
3b). Hey feetos how u guys been? ("hey dudes how u guys been?")

by Tha Winch Crew April 17, 2008

Six Feet Under

1. Term used for someone's well-being if they are dead.

2. Decent Death Metal band formed in the mid 80's.

1 - What do you mean you thought Lois would be six feet under by now and we could catch a movie?

2 - I recommend the album Haunted by Six Feet Under

by larstait October 12, 2003

happy feet

A football term; when a QB goes back to pass and dances around in the pocket/ will not get the proper set to throw because he is nervous about getting sacked

the mustangs quaterback isnt an accurate passer because he has happy feet

by davedurns September 10, 2005