Please Jenny, just because he's got a Fu Manchu doesn't mean he's Chinese! You're totally facial profiling.
by jockomahoney September 1, 2012
Get the Facial Profiling mug.WHEN PREPAIRING TO ADMINISTER A STANDARD FACIAL, TURN 180 DEGREES AND PROJECT A BOWEL MOVEMENT ON YOUR PARTNER.
by CESAR RODRIGUEZ August 3, 2010
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by Johnny.Mc October 6, 2007
Get the facially challenged mug.1. (n) When a guy cums on a girl's face, and the girl makes a show of rubbing the cum around in order for it to marinate.
Yeah I totally gave that nappy blonde bitch a prima facial last night. She thinks it will soften her skin or something.
by Pompromp February 22, 2011
Get the prima facial mug.A Mississippi Facial is when you are doing 69 with a girl standing up and right before you nut, you pull out and then quickly drop her head down under your ass and shit on her face, then pull her body up and spread the shit all over her face with your dick and balls. Then this part is optional (lay her on the ground and piss all over her face to wash the shit and cum off.) I think the name is self-explanatory
I gave Katie a Mississippi facial last week and her skin is glowing like an angel. She could use a shower though.
by thejake October 20, 2008
Get the Mississippi Facial mug.Right as a male is about to ejaculate, he presses the head of his penis to his partner's cheek and ejaculates all over their face, using the cheek to create pressure.
by mbtism October 5, 2010
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To be hit in face with a water polo ball so hard, the ball starts to curve the other way so it's touches (and crushes) ones face.
When the ball covers as much surface area of ones face as physically possible.
To be hit in face with a water polo ball so hard, the ball starts to curve the other way so it's touches (and crushes) ones face.
When the ball covers as much surface area of ones face as physically possible.
(girl watching her friends water polo game. Her friend's a goalie and blocked some pretty tough shots)
friend: Oh my gosh are you ok? That chick looked like she had a really strong arm!
Goalie: She did! She gave me a Water Polo Facial! but at least i stopped the ball. And its not my first tie getting a water polo facial.
friend: Oh my gosh are you ok? That chick looked like she had a really strong arm!
Goalie: She did! She gave me a Water Polo Facial! but at least i stopped the ball. And its not my first tie getting a water polo facial.
by H2O polo girl December 9, 2010
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