Fact-Ory

One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.

Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?"

John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."

Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."

by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008

faceticles

faceticles is another word for eyeballs this word has been used for centuries describing eyeballs it is very similar to the word chesticles.

He has some pretty faceticles on that face of his.

by Kirtoof the Spry Wonder Dog December 7, 2011

Opinionated-Fact

An Opinion which is actually a fact

(Me talking to a friend)

Me-Italian food is better then Polish food

Friend- That's just an Opinion

Me- No that's an Opinionated-Fact

by bdr8889 February 12, 2013

fact

A fact is the piece of skin located betwen a females vagina and her anus.

If you hit that, you're in the shit and that's a fact.

by Frankie and the maddog January 7, 2005

Fact Hat

An imaginary hat used to make fun of someone who has either come up with a completely random fact or has made something up to look smart.

Step One: Sarcastically yell “Wow! You just pull that out of the fact hat!”

Step Two: Motion like one of your arms is wrapped bucket.

Step Three: With your other hand, pretend to pull out a little piece of paper from the imaginary bucket with thumb and forefinger.

Step Four: Now pretend to unfurl the little piece of paper with both hands as if it was rolled up and pretend to read it.

Make sure you make a retarded face while going through the steps to make the offending person feel even more stupid.

Is he pulling shit out of the Fact Hat again?

by Scairen November 17, 2006

Facetiousismistically

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically

Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

by Doucheking-Away August 27, 2009

facetious

The only word that has A E I O U in it in that order

Did you know that 'facetious' is the only word that has A E I O and U in order?

by Ein Wrose April 23, 2011