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drabbi

A really boring Jew. Used mostly with practicing Jews about their religion, but can be generalized to refer to any Jew, even those Jewish just by heritage and not by religion.
Elohim! That jew is such a drabbi for refusing to eat pepperoni pizza. Live a little for Christ's sake (lol irony).
by da alabaska May 13, 2008
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Drabble's Disease

A form of stress suffered by all security officers, especially when they have to rush back and forth and are always forgetting things. One major symptom of Drabble's Disease is the constant going back and forth to retrieve something you forgot. The disease was named in honor of the world's greatest mall cop, Sergeant Ralph E. Drabble, Jr.
Ralph: Oh no, I've got to go to work here in a second. But I forgot my wallet. (He finds his wallet) Bye!

Rose: Bye Ralph, have a great day! (she sits down and starts reading)

Ralph: (coming back) Sorry, forgot my cell phone. Dang Drabble's Disease! Come to think of it, I forgot my lunch.

Rose: Drabble's Disease?! What in the world is that?

Ralph: Its what happens when mall cops get stressed. We forget everything. Its terrible! We have to do jumping jacks just to calm down.

Rose: Have you tried other forms of therapy?

Ralph: (he punches the air with anger) Yes, but I don't know what else helps. Darn mall cops! We don't know what to do when this hits.

Rose: Try massage or walking back and forth making healing noises. That's what always works for me! The more stressed you are, the harder it is.

Ralph: OK, maybe massage and Qigong would help. You sure know what you're talking about.

Rose: Sure, I've studied this stuff for years. Its not easy! But you've got to eaaaaaase away that Drabble's Disease.
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 16, 2011
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Dobby

A girl who looks incredibly similar to a small, weird looking elf from Harry Potter.
That midget girl is Dobby don’t you think?
by grace2saucy July 22, 2021
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Invisble dribble

To cum and/or have nothing cum out or to have very little
man last night lucy was not happpy since i had invisble dribble
by Shakezulia March 4, 2008
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verbal dribble

Excessive talking about uninteresting subjects. When someone goes on and on about something you feel is absolutely inconsequential.
John is sick of his girlfriends verbal dribble about how her day was.
by Stewdog July 15, 2009
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Speed Dobber

A hastily drawn sketch of a penis; often just the basic two balls and a penis outline but frequently with pubes and jizz line appendages.
"Hoo! I just Speed Dobbered that tent!"
by Mouseparty & BamBam August 25, 2009
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Blue Dobber

What happens to your dick after having sex with someone who has a blue waffle
Man this chick gave me a blue dobber.
by Loading....... January 23, 2011
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