Denver Hall

A funny man, if he even is a man. Denver Hall also has a teacher for a mom

You’re Denver Hall.

by BOBOTHEHOBOZC May 21, 2024

Denver slip

When you go down on “wonan” and your tongue slips and hits a wiener.

Dude 1: how’d you find out Debbie has a penis?
Dude 2: I fell victim to the Denver Slip.

by Dslip May 25, 2024

Denver Double Down

The sexual act of having sex with a pregnant woman, in which the baby simultaneously gives you head.

Man, I gave this girl the Denver Double Down last weekend, and I might be looking at 6 years in prison

by MikeOxlong67 January 20, 2026

Denver Car Wash

The act of multiple men getting in a circle and jerking off, and all men cum on a woman lying on the floor during the process.

“Yo mike what did you do last night?” “Oh not much, we gave stacy a denver car wash”

by Miguel Myers February 6, 2026

Denver Doormat

When a homeless person takes a shit outside your house in an entryway area. Can also applied if the homeless person decides to take a shit in your driveway or outside a gate.

Dumb bitch Karen at work tried saying I was rude, Ill show her rude when she sees the Denver Doormat she's gonna get tomorrow.

by medium-chungus March 9, 2026

Denver Dignity Wiper

When your boyfriend or girlfriend locks you in a diaper for 3 days straight and proceeds to squish your full diaper when you get home from work

My boyfriend made me so embarrassed when he gave me a Denver Dignity Wiper.

by Markus Willbot March 9, 2026

Deever Dusting

The act of having a gay prostitute snort coke off your erect penis

This politician really likes deever dusting before he presents ridiculous, unenforceable bills.

by Thatmightbeme January 27, 2025