Dad 

a piece of shit, feces, fecal matter, garbage, or waste. they normally don't care about your feelings instead care about having a "perfect child" because they are selfish.

fuck off dad no one loves you go fuck a raccoon or something you literal piece of garbage.

Dad by daed meat February 1, 2021

dad 

dad where are you?

dad?

dad by whydadwhy February 26, 2021

Dad 

A dad. Someone that loves and cares for you. They don't say their disappointed in you when a C pop's up in your report card. A dad doesn't say he's a real one then goes and hit women. A dad is someone who doesn't leave you for weed or alcohol. He may be your father but if he doesn't care then it's not your dad. He doesn't take your money to drink or smoke.

Father: I am your dad, respect me
Me: Do you care for me? No, your not my dad

Dad by Djehfcid March 8, 2021

Dad 

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

Dad by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad 

Type of male human who usually goes missing after his son is born

The gif below shows an extremely rare moment where the dad returns after all these years

My dad went to buy milk and now he's been missing for 27 years

Dad by dlvi March 12, 2021

Dad 

Something you don't have. Roasted.

Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?

Dad by Tyler Blevins March 15, 2021

Dad 

Sucking your fathers dick until he moans so loud

"Want me to give you a blowjob daddy?"

Dad by hfueijrheip February 8, 2021