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Donkey Sitter 

Someone who takes a last minute, unwanted and dumb stand in an arguement, debate or row
Dude... She's being such a donkey sitter.

She's being the world's worst donkey sitter by being on Alyssa's side
Donkey Sitter by Danikinssss October 15, 2020

donkey fuckers 

what the racist watt calls the Irish
i think all irish people are donkey fuckers, said the watt in an online guestbook which was traced to his place of work

donkey swing 

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
donkey swing by T Unit October 8, 2005

Donkey Raping Shit Eater 

One that rapes donkeys and eats shit. Both acts need not be prefromed at the same time, or even be preformed at all. Commonly used to insult people when a lack of tact is required.
First example as used in SouthPark:The Mov ie. By Eric Cartman.

Second Example
One that is known as Simon.

Donkey Dick

An unusually large penis.
Person 1: "Hey man, why do they call it 'BIGDICKRICNETWORK'?"
Person 2: "It's because he got that big ol' donkey dick!"
Donkey Dick by BDRNETWORK December 11, 2022

donkey slayer 

A guy who intentionally goes after fat drunk and ugly girls for sex.
Hadley shouldn't be so proud of being a donkey slayer.
donkey slayer by LordWatson July 12, 2003