Weeping Cyclops 

Weeping Cyclops-
(Verb)-
The act of poking one's eye out and ejaculating below the functional eye, creating a stream of "tears".
(Noun)-
One whose eye has a trail of semen, similar to that of tears, to the bottom of their cheek.

"So are you gonna make her a into Weeping Cyclops tonight?"

Weeping Cyclops by BleuMoon February 5, 2010

the brown cyclops 

the act of spreading you ass cheeks, flexing the anus muscle, shouting, "i am the brown cyclops, I see all!"

i froze in fear as the brown cyclops shouted at me.

the brown cyclops by Teabag man June 11, 2008

making the cyclops cry 

masturbation

"I was so horny that when i got home from school i turned on some porn on my computer and made the cyclops cry"

"When I'm horny, making the cyclops cry is the only thing that can cure what ails me"

making the cyclops cry by Lord of Skeet October 4, 2012

keen cyclist 

Someone who doesn't ride a bike at all, but has one in the shed / garage from years ago (usually with flat tyres, rusty chain and seized up components).

Always used by someone objecting to / complaining about any cycling infrastructure, to try to give credibility to a selfish argument or point of view.

I'm a 'keen cyclist' but I don't want these cycle lanes in front of my house.

keen cyclist by Brownhorse August 17, 2021

cyclocross 

A previously obscure, esoteric type of bicycle racing sport originating in Europe in the early 1900s. In cyclo-cross, cyclists ride a modified road-style bike through a technical course, generally off-road, and occasionally dismounting and carrying the bike over unrideable obstacles. Cyclo-cross originated as a way for riders to continue off-season training and to improve bike handling skills by encouraging riding in horrid winter conditions. Modern cyclo-cross is a huge spectator draw in countries like Belgium (it is arguably the Belgian national sport), and is one of the only forms of cycling in which the spectator can interact directly with race participants by offering "hand-ups" (often beer or food or even money) to racers. Heckling of racers is actively encouraged. Cyclo-cross has made great inroads into the USA in the last decade with many local race promoters offering cyclo-cross races and race series, with many highly-ranked US racers competing in the World Championships in Europe. It is growing rapidly in popularity as an alternative to high-speed, often dangerous road-style racing and spectator-unfriendly mountain bike racing, with lower top speeds and less dangerous terrain. The best cyclocross races are often non-serious affairs with racers in loud costumes with decorated, often silly-looking bikes.

Bob: I'm thinking of racing cyclocross this year.
Andy: Don't think about it. Just do it. It's like a mud run mixed with a time trial.
Bob: Dope.

cyclocross by AaronAG2R August 27, 2013

Cyclary 

The rarest name you'll ever hear. Only one person in the world is named this because it's made up by the parents.

Let's name her cyclary. A name no one has had.

Cyclary by Cyclary November 6, 2016

Cyclo Maniacs 

10 people in costumes having a bicycle race through a climate/biome that makes it difficult to support life

News: a mysterious group has been seen riding bicycles all over the world near volcanoes, deserts, tundras, and even on asteroids
Me: Haha, look at those cyclo maniacs, riding bikes just for our stupid amazement

Cyclo Maniacs by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021