Cummage

When you have huge ejaculation and the force of your cum causes damage to something in the house

I was banging Maria last night and as I blew my load sideways over her tits my cum knocked the photo frame off her bedside table – caused some serious cummage

by Cumm dumpa July 24, 2013

Cummus

The glue-like aftermath of shower masturbation involving a man.

While I was taking my shower, I decided to have a wank, but this proved to be a mistake once the Cummus started to develop. It was sticking to all the hairs on my legs arms and everything else.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum September 17, 2015

cummy toes

when you get cum in between your toes

trent left cum in the shower and when rossy went to shower he stood in it which resulted in him getting cummy toes

by cheapboys October 21, 2017

Cummon Courtesy

Making an attempt to fulfill your partner’s oragasmic needs, and not just fucking solely for your own pleasure.

Daniella: I hung out with DeAndre last night, and he didn’t have cummon courtesy.

Sophia: What’s that?

Daniella: He fucked till he came & I laid there miserable & unsatisfied.

by Punnygirl118 March 13, 2018

Cummings

The act of breaking legislation because you somehow believe that you are exempt from the laws in your country.

Hi mate, I've just done a Cummings by driving 270 miles to my rents as the rona legislation does not apply to me. Wow Dom! Did The Ragged haired Idiot specifically exclude you from the rona lockdown?

by DominicCummings May 24, 2020

cummie ache

blue balls so bad you have a stomach ache

dude my mom waled in on me master bating i i got a cummie ache

by Jay Jay The Jet December 6, 2020

cummy muncher

1. Someone who snacks on white gummy bears.
2. An insult used for a fucking dickhead.
3. Someone who eats a lot of shit.

You’re a fucking cummy muncher.

by Toastor January 5, 2021