crystal palace

A way of telling someone that you are gay.

dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"

by mohair March 13, 2008

Crystal Clear

A delicious, but dangerous concoction of Crystal Light mixed with Everclear that is often confused for flavored water, which makes this drink highly portable and great for drinking incognito.

To make this tantalizing beverage:

mix a Crystal Light On the Go pouch in the flavor of your choice with approximately 20 oz of water.

Add your dose of Everclear and a few ice cubes. Enjoy.

WARNING: drinking too much Crystal Clear may result in people realizing that you are, in fact, drinking something other than flavored water.

Are you bringing water on the hike?" "Actually, I have Crystal Clear." "Nice! Can I have some?

by classic mix-up April 25, 2011

Crystalynn

Is a person that is love and caring usually 4”11 brown eyes and hair she gets all the boys but is always loyal and popular but you do not want to try her cuz first she will confront you then beat ya ass she is goofy and beautiful and don’t give a fuck about haters you would want to merry her forever and she’s very girly and stylish and she sexy as hell

Danm Crystalynn fine as fuck and loyal

by Harla star May 24, 2018

Carbondale Crystal Chronic

a type of marijuana that supposedly exists but obviously doesn't because the person telling you about it is the shadiest motherfucker alive. Name taken from Carbondale, IL where the phrase was invented.

hey man you want some carbondale crystal chronic? No, i don't buy drugs from crackheads.

by wolfeezy April 19, 2009

cryptards

abbreviation:

1. crypto-retards: people who buy cryptocurrency to get rich, mainly driven by crypto-frauds stupid tweets that don't make sense

2. crypto-frauds: people who run scams and rug-pull on crypto-retards

Michael Saylor believes cryptards are idiots as he is.

More chance of you to get lost with cryptards increases with a decrease in your IQ level

by judgement_day_doomsayer November 5, 2021

crystal dick

while high on meth your dick wont get hard but u are horny as fuck and it feels so damn good, massaging makes it feel better.

having crystal dick feels so fucking good.

by skaterjack October 5, 2006

crystal

The name given to a female often found in a trailer park or lower income urban housing developement.

I am sweet, I am sexy, give me a dolla and im sure to holla! The best is yet to cum. I am an angel, I am Crystal.

by uh0hizcrys November 21, 2006