crotch booger

Dried mucous formations that cling to pubic hair around the vagina and anus.

Wow! I went down on that chic and got a mouthful of crotch boogers.

by cesever August 23, 2007

Crotch nomming

Crotch nomming is the art of a male or female 'nomming' their partner's crotch. It is interchangeable by gender.

Crotch nomming is a term I got from a MMO... found people cybering in local... and they said AND I QUOTE, IN LOCAL PUBLIC CHAT "And then he leaned down and nommed on her crotch

by Brooklynissupercool June 6, 2011

crotchless pantyhose

A kind of pantyhose a woman wears so she dosen't have to pull then down to get fucked.

Kathy's wearing crotchless pantyhose.

by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009

bog crotch

slimy and sweaty feeling you get when you are either walking around in the sun, sleeping in the afternoon during summer, or refuse to shower. This disgusting occurance that resembles a bog occurs in the crotch region, hence: bog crotch.

"man, i fell asleep in my car yesterday." -josh

"I bet u got bog crotch pretty mad eh?" -nate

"whats worse is that ive got swampcrack too. i feel like honduras." -josh

by Ntizzle May 24, 2006

crotch burner

A laptop computer that does not dissipate heat terribly well, causing discomfort in the lap or crotch of the user.

The new PowerBooks are extremely fast but unfortunately that makes them terrible crotch burners.

by Shalroth May 16, 2005

Cronch

The sound you make when eating a banana the correct way

Where is Jim?
I don't know, eating a banana?
Jim: *Cronch* you called?

by Comrade Boris February 26, 2020

Crotchfire

Either incredible feminine horniness, or incredibly painful V.D. related symptom.

When I heavy petter her vag through her jeans, I started a crotchfire.

by Matthew January 20, 2004