Chris-Crockery

an adjective describing things that look or act simmilar to Chris Crocker

wow your new hair cut is really Chris-Crockery

by ILOVECHRISCROCKER October 19, 2010

croakleys

A combination of wearing "Croakies" neoprene sunglass straps with "Oakley" sunglasses. A blend of function and fashion from 1992, still embraced by the outdoor working class. The drape of the Croakies serves the ancillary benefit of creating an artificial mullet for its wearer; or, more likely serving to enhance the existing mullet.

Yo, my landscaper looks cool with his croakleys and his high and tight grey Lees.

by Game 904 March 21, 2008

crooked-neck kenny

A very gay kid at lancaster high school

Kid1: do you know crooked-neck kenny ?

Kid2: yeah, that kid is so gay!!

by Lancaster kid jr. April 27, 2008

Creaker

A type of hardness a dick becomes when erect. Usually associated with a the noise of a hard wood bending i.e Creak
eg. Mahogany.

One might use creaker in following context:
"have you ever heard the sound of a hard dick creak?"
"oh look at the creaker he has on him!"
"Big beasty creaker of a thing!"
"we're creaking now!"
"His creaker reminded her of her house settling on a quiet evening"

This word was also used for the description of being woken up by the sound of ones 'creaker'.

by Hamish Creaker April 9, 2020

Creaker

A fart that eerily sounds like a door opening in a haunted house.

Walter just let loose a wicked creaker. I thought a ghost was gonna fly out of his ass.

by QingQannabis June 3, 2009

chris crocker

a young man who is witty, smart and who is loving and carefree. An inspiration to those who want to be individuals. Someone who is not afraid to be themselves no matter what negative attention he may get.

chris crocker

by blu03 December 18, 2009

Crocked

To be crocked

When you are discovered collapsed in a loo with your pants round your ankles

bad luck on being crocked last night mate

by gc2008 March 20, 2008