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Crack Lips 

Lips that are chapped looking from smoking crack. Generally you smoke crack with a short pipe that you get very hot, so that you get the hardest, fastest hits without wasting anything. By doing this, your glass or metal pipe will get very hot, and the flame from the lighter may come very close to your lips.
Nothing chills off crack lips like a good lager.

I could tell she was a crack whore because she had crack lips.

Fuck, smoking weed out of this little pipe made of foil gives me crack lips.
Crack Lips by WilsonMcPetersburg September 11, 2009

Crack A Roll 

To Crack A Roll means to have such a nasty, dirty ass from a wet, explosive shart or otherwise toothpaste turd that one uses one full roll of toitet paper and is required to crack open a second roll just to complete the clean up process.
While a big fan of Mexican food, Harold finally determined that it was time to modify his diet and intake because his explosive sharts were getting so messy that he was always having to Crack A Roll.
Crack A Roll by Eaton Holgoode March 4, 2014

Crack lighter 

A clear lighter, typically made by ACE with an adjustable flame switch. Often used for lighting cigarettes, blunts or of course, crack cocaine. Made with a notoriously cheap flint wheel that often locks up. Not very useful in areas with high winds.
Person 1:"Man, I need a smoke.. Can I borrow your lighter?"
Person 2: "Yea, sure.. here."
Person 1: "Aw man, what the fuck? a crack lighter? Fuck this shit; I'll just go buy a Bic at the bodega."
Crack lighter by Srez September 26, 2010

Crack Whore 

A whore who provides services for crack-cocaine.
"I got a fat bag of crack, so i'm gonna find myself a crack whore."
Crack Whore by Pr0ph3t March 28, 2003

crack a ray-jay on your peep 

To ejaculate onto a person's face.
You better shut the hell up before I crack a ray-jay on your peep.

crack monster 

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.
The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.
crack monster by thibodeaux June 9, 2003