anti-condimentalist

Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.

David Smith flat out refuses to try mayo on his turkey sandwich. He's such an anti-condimentalist!

by blemsickle March 1, 2011

Broken Condom Style

The have very aggressive sex. Also is sometimes used for any act which is done aggressively or carelessly.

Wow, that's loud! Yeah, the neighbors must be doing it broken condom style again.

by HeybuddyKilledMe August 9, 2012

hand condom

Rubber Glove, like those used by doctors.

She was so disgusted by Ben's penis she had to use a hand condom while giving him a hand job

by bgjacman May 23, 2008

Lawn Condom

n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard

"Man, that house must have a lot of kids"
"why do you say that?"
"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"

by Gsots December 24, 2008

Amish Condom

Constructing your own prophylactic using the intestines of some farm animal (usually a pig) to keep you from becoming a baby daddy.

I was out of rubbers, but luckily had just butchered a pig so fashioned myself an Amish Condom.

by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010

condom

dorm room decoration

dude awsome condom lighting around the table

by elliot case April 17, 2007

body condom

a poncho to protect you from the rain

body condoms keep you dry.

by brianthetrumpeteer October 2, 2005