computer

a complex structure of microchips and wires which allow communication without having to look at, hear or even know the person you are talking to
also known as: shit box, porn machine and that thing that fucks up my life every time I go near it and yet I still buy a new one every single time i beat the shit out of my current one

"i am going to beat the living shit out of my COMPUTER with my bare hand while using the other hand to jack of to the picture of britney spears i just printed off"

by afro joe June 12, 2005

apple computer

computers for the 21st century

"Apple Computer may have screwed up a few times over the years, but at least they knew the century was going to end."
Douglas Adams on Y2K

by some1else July 5, 2003

computanese

the technical computer terms

Carl always be talkin that computanese, and we just dont understand!

by ijhb January 25, 2008

computer

what you are on right now (unless, of course, you're on an iPhone/iPad)

Guy 1: i went on urbandictionary.com today because i felt like looking up random shit.

guy 2: what did you look up?

guy 1: computer.

by Chowderz March 20, 2011

Computer

1. Porn machine.

2. Matchmaking device for pedophiles.

Computers: My Anti-Roofy.

by LilithXIII May 20, 2011

Computer

One who computes.

Bob: What is your occupation?

John: I'm a computer. I solve math problems.

by Punstar February 14, 2012

AP Computer Science

A programming class that also emphasizes object-oriented programming methods, algorithms, and problem solving. Also you try to learn something useful but your teacher leaves half-way through the semester, so your old Computer Programming teach with zero experience takes over and helps in no way possible. You try your best to pass but no matter what, you're going to fail.

Jacob: You do the AP Computer Science homework?

Kyle: Haha what homework?

Nick: Why even do it? No one is passing with this goof teaching the class.

by nobrows April 28, 2017