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Community Pool

When you get 5+ guys to circle jerk around a chick and all blow your load on her tummy.
"Brian went swimming in our community pool. It was pretty great. We all joined in."
by codeVlad November 5, 2009
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Cross-Communicate

Cross-Communication is the communication between a bunch of people in real life (at an event) and to someone or a group of people on a communication device.

It can be used in different ways such as call, video call and social media... Etc
It is used when someone is unable to attend to their friends/familys event (like a party) so they end up communicating without being there.
Friend: "Sorry I can't go to your party because parents won't let me."
Host: "Sure just cross-communicate via video call."
Friend: "Sounds like a great idea."
by WonderWonder October 12, 2018
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weed community

Jonny is part of the weed community
by wookieweed November 1, 2015
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charter communications

Charter Communications Marketing Plan:

1. Find a former-hick community, say, Sparks, Nevada that is rapidly growing technologically.
2. Buy up all the rights to the cable lines within the new housing complexes in construction, and make those cable lines available only to Charter only.
3. When new owners of a home move in, bombard their mailbox with faster internet service ads.
4. Provide the service, seemingly superior in speed and reliability compared to their nonexistent competitors at first, but then after the first week, totally flips out, and has long downtimes and ignorant customer support reps that love to talk back against angry customers.
5. When customer opts out of the service, remind them that they need to pay a $200+ separation fee because their first month is not up, and not even the first 2 years of their contract.
6. When customer REALLY WANTS OUT, then remind him or her that their ass still belongs to Charter, and theres no other alternative except a slower and still just as unreliable ClearWire Wi-Fi broadband in the neighborhood.
7. When customer threatens to sue, Charter pays electric company to cut off all power, except for a few D-Batteries to power a portable TV connected to a portable VHS player, reminding them that they can stop this by switching back.
8. Don't provide them any service anyways, and bill them $4000 a month in retaliation for their lifetimes. Also armed guards patrol the outside of their doors at all times, with rottweilers bred for the taste of human flesh drooling on the windows.
Fucking hell, why did I pay for this Charter Communications contract?
by C Tan November 4, 2007
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Communal Cheese

Communal cheese is cheese shared by all, chopped by a friend and eaten by another, or just plain sharing cheese with a stranger.
"Hey Patty, mind chopping this cheese up for me?" "Sure Bob, I know you love communal cheese!"
by Thequestionis Whoare You August 30, 2011
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Valencian Community

It's a region on the Spanish East Coast. It's highly known because of it's great beaches and tourist sights. It's got it's own laguage apart from Spanish which is Valencian. Catalans claim that Valencian is a dialect of Catalan, but most Valencians are anoyed about this because historically it's never been the same although it's got many things in common. The most tipical Valencian dish is Paella and the most tipical drink is Ortxata. People here tend to be quite fun and cheerful. As opposed to other regions in Spain which also have other laguages, people in Valencia tend to be very proud of their local land and also of their country. Fallas is the most important and famous "Fiestas" or in Valencian "Festes". These celebrations consist in burning large statues made throughout the year, these are burnt on the 19th of March on Saint Joseph's Day. From the 1st to the 19th of March people throw fireworks and attend firework displays like the Mascletà in the regional capital of Valencia. The city of Valencia is the third biggest city in Spain after Madrid and Barcelona.
Where's Valencia
In the Valencian Community

What can you do there?
You can...
Can you tell me in Valencian?
Si clar, el dia 19 de Març es pot vore l'última "Mascletà" de l'any i a més a més també es pot veure la "Cremà" que és de la nit del 19 al 20 de Març, fi del dia de Sant Josep.
by eddy97mix June 5, 2015
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corporate communism

Phrase coined by Dylan Ratiger, MSNBC, basically meaning the current government/corporate system in place that is funneling money=power=control from the masses to a few select individuals, at the cost of competition and choice. Examples are the 24 trillion backing of the financial institutions and health care corporations that are exempt from the Sherman Antitrust Act.
Americans will only regain identity when they finally understand corporate communism.
by Quido1 April 18, 2010
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