cock comb

when one fucks a womans hair,while getting a blow job.usually ending with a load of cum in her hair.usually women 50+ enjoy this experience.

jb cock combed that old bitch and nutted in her hair

by brassballs February 8, 2008

Columbian Comb-over

When one defecates on a partner's genitals. Then said partner proceeds to dab his genitals (Teabag) on boyfriend or girlfriend's head.

"Damn dude.. My balls smell like ass."

"Why is that?"

"Well. Things were getting a bit dull , so I thought I'd spice it up a bit with a. "Columbian Comb-over"

"Fuckin' A man?!"

by Metal Metal Rob December 29, 2009

Major combat operations are over

1. Misleading statement asserting that your work has been completed even though critical steps remain.

Source: A paraphrasing of the George W. Bush quote "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed" uttered on May 1, 2003 with the banner "mission accomplished" behind him.

Did you finish raking the lawn?

Major combat operations are over!

But you left all the leaves in piles... bag that sh!t!

OK.

by Mak2 December 3, 2010

Combat Chrissy

Term used to define Deercamp when he crawled under the school bleachers to get bj's "sack"...

what's that sick moaning coming from under the bleachers??? oh that's just Combat Chrissy

by Loser June 25, 2003

comball

A spontaneous gathering of otherwise unrelated individuals/groups.

Various small groups forming one large group.
Related words: motley crew conglomerate smorgasboard impromptu circus

" The Natural History Museum shelters a comball of tourists during unexpected summer rainstorms."

by tiffany jana September 11, 2006

Cobbing It

Cobbing It; The act of a person with braces giving another person a painful/inproper blowjob, subsequently giving the effect of someone eating corn on the cob, hence, cobbing it.

Damn, Lucy was cobbing it good and proper last night, hurts like a bitch!

by Token Black Ohhh Yeahhh May 15, 2008

combat midget

A shorter person who is surprisingly strong and aggressive in combat situations. The reason for this being personal physical factors and some psychological motivating factors.

Floyd Gay Mayweather is a short , small combat midget who is good at boxing

There are probably more combat midgets in logistical roles in special forces as they are too short to fulfill combat roles.

by winchestein January 27, 2012