Sports Coma

The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.

"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"

by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011

Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.

"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018

Coma-cation

Coma-cation.
Such as being in a cona referring to its a vacation . Thus a Coma-cation.

My kids have been testing me lately. I need a week long coma-cation ASAP.

by amihatesyou2 April 11, 2022

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by SSS102 September 24, 2018

Dough Coma

When you eat so much pizza, you lose control of your eyelids.

Dale on his anniversaries because he gets a dough coma.

by Doughcoma24 January 7, 2019

Coochie Coma

To go a long duration of time without getting laid.

“It’s been over a month man, I think I’m entering a Coochie Coma”

by Joebama Biden August 28, 2023

Coma Dump

A epic dump so powerful it induces a mind -erasing nap post dump.

Best friend: what the hell happened to you?

Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.

Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.

by Bald but knowledgeable March 24, 2025