Phone Coma

Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.

What happened to bob?

Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.

by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021

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Coma-Dream

Disagreeing with something stated due to beliefs of something better. "I'm calling coma-dream on that."

"All they would have had to do was to cut back to him in the car at the end of Breaking Bad." "I don't care that they didn't, I'm calling coma-dream. It's better that way."

by Johnny Jump-Up September 30, 2013

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Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.

'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'

by Tarrel May 5, 2012

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Awkward Coma

the state of paralysing awkwardness when in an unshakable situation

"I'm breaking up with my boyfreind, so if I'm not in school tomorrow you'll know I've fallen into an awkward coma :/"

by Umbella December 27, 2011

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That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011

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