Clay Aiken

The guy who didn't win American Idol simply because Ruben is black. Face it, it's the truth. Now, I'm not a fan of either of them OR the show itself, but listen to Ruben's songs and then Clay's songs and honestly try to tell me with a straight face that Ruben deserved to win. Incidentally, the black community recently accused American Idol of being "racist" and "discriminatory" despite the fact that 2 out of three winners were black. Bullshit. "Sorry for 2004"? How bout "Sorry for rigging the contest"?

If not for Affirmitive Action, Clay Aiken would have won American Idol.

by Chernorizets Hrabr February 11, 2005

making clay

Taking a shit. To make clay, To have taken a huge dump.

"I am making clay", "I just made clay" ,"I just made a clay sculpture".

by danwade July 29, 2009

clay'd

Used when someone is attempting to improve something of a technological nature, then fucks it up. Royally.

Dude, you just Clay'd the script!

by madgrad January 24, 2003

Clayfrican

An African American who is a fan of Clay Aiken.

Man, listen to that clayfrican sing!

by Hayley Lepa April 23, 2008

Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015

clay court

person with blonde hair and red pubes

Fidel didn't know that when he depanced Miguel that he had a clay court. Boy Miguel was embarrased.

by Spanish 2 May 14, 2006

clay hands

When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, and lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).

Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.

by Shes deec April 6, 2008