Definitions by danwade

poo commute 

Verb. When you purposely pass the closest toilet by your work area only to do your "big business" in another department's toilet to avoid your coworkers.

Noun. The travel time needed to shit in a safer zone.

I had too poo commute to the other side of the building to take a shit. It was nasty!

Noun: Thank god the floor above us was free. I had to ride the poo commute because Cindy sits right by our bathroom. ...and I sure like that Cindy.

poo commute by danwade September 15, 2009

making clay 

Taking a shit. To make clay, To have taken a huge dump.

"I am making clay", "I just made clay" ,"I just made a clay sculpture".

making clay by danwade July 29, 2009

fucktard 

A absolute fucking retard.

Dude, your friend is a total fucktard.

fucktard by danwade December 3, 2007

Skoal Balls 

A Viking man's testicles

Man that party was great! We raised our glasses, then Bjorn whipped out his skoal balls and shook them in mid cheer yelling "Skoooooooal".

Skoal Balls by danwade December 2, 2007