clay'd 

Used when someone is attempting to improve something of a technological nature, then fucks it up. Royally.

Dude, you just Clay'd the script!

clay'd by madgrad January 24, 2003

Clay Disease 

Clay disease is a virus that causes some of the coolest dudes to turn to pure shit. It is quite serious and has many negative effects. Clay disease can be airborne, as well as contracted through physical and mental contact. Some symptoms of Clay Disease are as followed:

Pigeon Neck
White specks on hands
Retardation
Rejection
Constipation
Extreme acne
Poor
Bad logic skills
Failure
Socially retarded
Cant spell
Dyslexia
Ashy toes
Lack of friends
Booty diggers
Dirty room
Sex addiction
Twitchy
Stalker Swag
Midget thumbs
Obsessive masturbation
Pot addiction
Small bladder
Desperation
Sweating excessively
Anal sores
Small dick
Swollen ass cheeks

If you show signs of Clay disease, consult a cool person IMMEDIATELY! Clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal.... kinda. Lets just say you'll be bald, lonely, and a loser.

Lee: ehmagod! did u see robert? he totally has Clay Disease! and how uncool is that? i mean now hes bald and ugly!

Emily: IKR!

Alex: AHAHAHAHAH.... oh no guys..... specks! WHITE SPECKS! GET ME A COOL PERSON FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!

Clay Disease by totallyhot December 31, 2010

clay davis 

A character from HBO's "The Wire", Clay Davis is a shady state senator, who's favorite saying was shit pronounced sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! So instead of swearing out right with shit, just say Clay Davis.

Another variation to it is a combination of shit and motha fucka: clay muthafuckin' davis!

Question: Hey man can I borrow $500 dollars?
Your answer: Clay Davis!
Question: Let me take your new Xbox 360 to the crib and test it out?
Your answer:Clay "muthafuckin" Davis!

clay davis by Bboyjr December 14, 2008

dropping a clay davis 

Taking a giant shit. Like, 15 minutes in the bathroom shit. It is named for Senator Clay Davis from The Wire, known for his elongated "Sheeeeeeeeeeeee-it"

Bob: Yo, how long has Tim been in there?
Todd: About half an hour. Dude's dropping a clay davis.

dropping a clay davis by Señor Justicia June 23, 2010

clay digger 

1) A gay male who enjoys digging his dick into another gay male's ass.

Bill is a clay digger.

clay digger by Unknown120210 August 10, 2009

Clay Davis 

A character from HBO's "The Wire", Clay Davis is a shady state senator, who's favorite saying was shit pronounced sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! So instead of swearing out right with shit, just say Clay Davis. Another variation to it is a combination of shit and motherfucker: clay muthafuckin' davis!

Question: Hey man can I borrow $500 dollars?
Your answer: Clay Davis!
Question: Let me take your new Xbox 360 to the crib and test it out?
Your answer:Clay "muthafuckin" Davis!

Clay Davis by Bboyjr December 14, 2008

clay daly 

White kid

Hey it’s clay Daly the white kid.

clay daly by ?What? October 31, 2017