When you hit a girl in the face with your dick, then as fast as possible, you shove your chub as far down her throat as you can. then she will struggle to breathe and she will choke on your cum. when she breathes in, you cum in her throat. the cum will be forced into her lungs. warning – may cause death.. (very brutal but your cock will appreciate it!)
Bro 1: “dude i just destoyed my ex by doing the good ol’ alaskan chub choker!”
Bro 2: “me too! i plowed some random hooker on the street!”
Bro 1: “awesome
Bro 2: “me too! i plowed some random hooker on the street!”
Bro 1: “awesome
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Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)
Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.
Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.
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Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)
Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.
Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.
Problem 4: Sometimes, the sources used actually prove that the post is indeed true, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
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