Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

by Jacob December 17, 2004

Certified Basedking

Certified Basedking is when a person is great and make awesome music. They also disguard haters. They are motivated my faith and love what they do.

Certified Basedking doesn't care about any haters at all.

by mrswag454 July 27, 2011

Certicalcinomonososociocity

when people are mean to other people unless you have food.

I had a kit kat. Chris wanted some. So i gave him one, and he offered a fist bump. After fist bumping, i noticed he had something written on his hand. It said "HATE."

He was using Certicalcinomonososociocity towards me.

by Kit Kat(: December 4, 2011

Cerutti

Man who betrays his wife. Hypocrite. Liar.

Cerutti makes it sound like there is nothing between him and the another girl - but only for his wife don't suspect.

by Viga May 19, 2013

Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.

Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.

by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012

Carttramp

When a skanky bitch sells her jewelry off a cart... on a beach

blond. fake boobs. wants to be slw. carttramp

by boobtastic316 June 23, 2012

Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015