You look like a cabbage

A brilliant insult by Kim Taehyung. It makes no sense whatever and can lead someone to severe depression.

"You look like a cabbage, Martha."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 10, 2022

cabbage

A way to say money made famous by a Comcast commercial.

Save some cabbage by ordering Comcast today!

by Kaitlynfosho February 1, 2007

Muff Cabbage

A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.

Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...

by CosmicEggplant October 18, 2010

cabbage crotch

(n.) a leafy topping found on a pink taco (vagina) if it has gone bad.

Last night Bob went down on his girlfriend only to find that she had cabbage crotch.

by Scooter1252 January 23, 2010

cabbage

A punch directed at the anus of another, With the intention to punch so hard the reciever on contact craps themself

Joe: Hey dude i gave alex a cabbage

Jack: Aw sweet man he smells like shit.

by Joe =D June 23, 2007

Cabbage Ass

Keith has cabbage ass, excessive wiping of the butthole sometimes occurs because of his wet gas.

Keith likes his cabbage ass

by Craig Curran April 29, 2005