Bread Ignoration

The act of avoiding free restaurant bread when the diners are on a diet.

Jay: Is the bread any good here?
Ben: Yeah, but I'm practicing Bread Ignoration..

Jay: Why?
Ben: I'm on a diet.

by Jayke Rhine May 21, 2012

bread lip

Someone who has dry crusty lip.

"Dude you have some bread lips.....put some chapstick on your dry ass lips".

by bonitaamazon November 6, 2013

breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.

She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.

by mimiknows April 27, 2015

Bread Is Delicious

A known fact.

It is. Bread is delicious.

by foxdimi88 July 5, 2016

Breaditler

A bread artwork of Hitler.

A breaditler was sold for $100 million at an auction.

by duhapplebaby December 28, 2017

breadache

When you get a headache from eating too much bread.

Did you hear about Tony's condition? Ever since he ate that entire loaf of bread he's had nonstop headaches, he was diagnosed with a breadache.

by PokemonLyle February 13, 2018

breadgrets

When you eat too much bread and regret it.

*eats too much bread* i'm soo full off the bread i can't finish my meal...breadgrets

by Eddukate May 21, 2019