Boyfriend Stealing Ho

1A person that flirts with a guy when he has a girlfriend. She does it knowingly.
2A ho that steals boyfriends

That girl is a boyfriend stealing ho

by Yo.Momma February 15, 2008

Weekend Boyfriend

A single guy specifically designated to accompany a girl to dinner, movies, social functions, etc. only on weekends because of her busy schedule during the week. May include, kissing, cuddling, sex, etc.

This week has been so busy! I can't wait to call up my weekend boyfriend to see what he has planned for us!

Right now my busy schedule doesn't leave me enough time for a full time boyfriend, so it's great just having a weekend boyfriend! I love having a nice guy to do stuff with on the weekends!

by 361cmgtx3 June 15, 2011

boffing

1) having sex ; british term that is making an American debut

2) a sport popular with the geeky male population of Ashland, Oregon which consists of hitting each other with home made weaponry made out of plastic pipes, foam and duct tape. strict rules but a loose concept, fun to watch, mostly a male dominated sport.

1) yeah, i dumped my boyfriend because i found out he was boffing the girl next door.

2) on saturday, my boyfriend goes boffing with his friends. I mean the sport.

by Violent Violet June 7, 2007

Indoor Boyfriend

A guy you hang out with from January to March and then dump. His key traits include: excellent cuddler, owner of a Netflix account and an xbox, has decent bedroom skills, a sweet personality, and some massive flaw that makes being seen with him in public out of the question.

After Molly's failed summer romance, she found herself an indoor boyfriend to keep her amused during the long Michigan winter.

by Girls of A9 December 6, 2011

Bouffed

1. To be so full or stuffed after a meal you can't move.

2. To have drinking so much beer that you have no more room in your stomach.

Originated in Elk Grove, CA

1. That was so delicious I couldn't stop myself and now I am so bouffed.

2. I am going to bouff out tonight!

3. NO, I am to bouffed to have sex right. Leave me alone!

by Sweetbaby0330 March 12, 2010

obsessed ex boyfriend

a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.

Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on

by Madhatters November 28, 2006

Prick Boyfriend

A guy who dates a girl for status and looks. Someone who has well rehersed charisma and knows exactly what to say and when to say it. But only becuase they pull that on many women. This person will know how to make a girl fall for him but doesnt really care as much about her as he leads her to believe. You often see these kinda guys wearing wankster clothing and have the 'look' that pretty much everyone else has. A real cookie-cutter person with no uniqueness whatsoever.

"hey! there is Jill and her prick boyfriend. Typical. She can't even see what a loser he is because he feeds her so much bullshit that she actually believes it all and finds him attractive because of it.

by sugargurl7 February 28, 2010