holy blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.

"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"

by wordbender08 May 20, 2008

Blumpkin Pumpkin

A term of endearment for those who are willing or enjoy giving blumpkins.

She my lol blumpkin pumpkin.

by Godd'm March 5, 2019

inverse blumpkin

The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.

by mrshermykins January 11, 2011

Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010

raspberry blumpkin

the act of having somebody blow on your stomach while getting a blow job and taking a shit, separate they are all good feelings, but combined the best in the world

Natasha and Stephanie gave Nathaniel a raspberry blumpkin for his birthday.

by tha fuckin infidel August 8, 2006

Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

by Onigato June 26, 2010

funky blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin while listening to disco music.

Man, that was one hell of a funky blumpkin.

by rabbi-doom February 8, 2005