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Cock-block

Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.
1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.

2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
by DennisIsEvil April 12, 2006
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Writer's Block

Writer: "I have writer's block!"
Writer's friend: "Emily and Bob aren't talking to you?"
Writer: *Sigh* "Yeah,"
by Shannyr December 3, 2011
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Ducky Block

A quiet, smaller street, usually in close relation to larger noisier streets in a busy metropolis area.

In a ghetto, these are usually the streets crimes are most likely to occur, such as drug dealing, prostitution, or murder.

In a better neighborhood, ducky blocks are the ideal place to live if you like privacy, peace and quiet.
I parked my car on a ducky block.
by stevey Staxwellhouse December 11, 2009
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pop block

When drinking pop in a glass with ice, a pop block occurs when the ice lodges itself between the pop and your mouth, denying the pop entrance into your mouth.
I was very thirsty, but I was pop blocked and could not get any pop into my mouth.
by PottyTooHotty May 18, 2010
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Spock block

(Noun) Any time during which Mr. Spock's infallible logic prevents humans from making poor choices with their inferior intellect.

(Verb) To perform the act described above, which you can only do if you are Mr. Spock, and you are not.

(Adjective, ending in -ed) To be on the receiving end of a Spock block. In many space cultures of the future this is considered the greatest honor a man can receive.
When Captain Kirk tries to regain control of the Enterprise in part 1 of "The Menagerie", he is Spock blocked by the Vulcan's clever hacking skills and cannot override the ship's computer.
by Hungry Like the Worf August 26, 2010
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Clop-Block

A hybrid of Cock-Block and Clopping within the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom.
Sam: OMG Spike, GTFO. Stop being such a Flarity Clop-Block!

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Al: Rainbow Dash is such a Clop-Block to all other ships. That playa.
by rewy400 November 24, 2011
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