Dragon Blaster

A fun family activity that involves carving pumpkins 6 months before halloween.

Man, do not look at the other Dragon Blaster definition on here.

by darnackackack823isalreadyinuse June 7, 2019

licking the brownie batter

An alternative phrase to "tossing salad"

When my friend and I were discussing why licking ass is called " tossing salad" she exclaimed "Why don't they just call it licking the brownie batter!?"

by missg77 May 2, 2009

master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

Turnip Blaster

a person who chucks kirbies at your face while playing WoW

Guild Snagglepuss : Hey what time is it?
Guild Tippins : <(O.O<) •••• ¬ <(o.^<) pew pew pallyrangers!!!
Guild Snagglepuss : o you turnip blaster you

by tasty cake June 28, 2009

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Zaphod decided to have another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

by Da Who 1 - Acer July 10, 2003

Battery Exhaustion

Using the batteries from all the handheld electronic appliances in your house to power the device of your choice until you inevitable run out of batteries entirely. Battery exhaustion can be eliminated by investing in rechargeable batteries.

My game boy, TV remote, VCR remote, and personal grooming kit had all been rooted through for AAs. But it was over. I had reached true battery exhaustion. I would play no more Xbox 360 that day.

by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009

blather

blather

blathered, blathering, blathers

To talk nonsensically.
n.
Nonsensical talk.

(Old Norse bladhra. See bhl- in Indo-European Roots.)

Also see blatherskite

I have had enough of your fucking blather...

by Shawn Taylor September 1, 2004