Seedy Bishop

When you go for confession but recieve oral sex instead

"Did you confess your sins?"

"Nah, I got a Seedy Bishop instead."

by Dr_Alto July 19, 2015

Bishop Ryan

Bishop Ryan is a private catholic school in which parents put a lot of money into for their kid’s education until a false accusation is made and those parents kids get suspended for no reason just from the words of one kid

Parent #1: Your kids don’t go to Bishop Ryan do they?
Parent #2: Actually my kids do go there. Why?
Parent #1: Oh so your kids must get suspended for no reason at all

by LLAHSRAM NOSRETEP October 7, 2019

bishop

heart belonging to sami

bishop is sami’s.

by ZamiWaltkinz October 15, 2021

Throttling the bishop

To masterbate so vigorously that it resembles shaking a member of the clergy in a most violent manner

I've been really pushing my luck recently, you can only throttle your bishop so much before someone calls the cops Throttling the bishop

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

BISHOP

BITCH SHUT UP.

I AIN'T TYNA HEAR YOU BISHOP.

by GILLAMACHOE November 5, 2025

Bishop Ireton

Though it has seen better days in the pat, BIHS is still the best high school in Alexandria. Students here are not stuck up like the douchebags at EHS and SSSAS. They aren't poor like the hoodlums from TC. They are Well-rounded, down to earth, known for for their elite athletic teams such as the girls basketball and boys tennis teams. Students here are some of the most high-quality in the DC area, unlike the EHS students (parents don't love them) or the SSSAS kids (too busy playing sports at D3 liberal arts schools). Don't even get me started on "Zaga" kids. Whatever the fuck they have going on there needs to be stopped.

Girl: O shit you go to Bishop Ireton?
Ireton Student: Yeah
Girl: Have sex with me.

by Alexandriatruther March 30, 2025

Paper Bishop

a false display of acceptance or wokeness made in an attempt to curry favor in a social setting, originating from the writings of the Reverend Roth to 17th century dioceses on the role of public prayer.

Sally was being such a paper bishop around miranda even though she's a life long member of the EDL

by Ground Lamb December 22, 2023