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scat babies

A scat baby is the shit of a man who has previously eaten another man's shit. The idea is that guys who love shit sexually will eat other men's shit. Eating the other man's shit is like the conception. The eater is pregnant with the shit pregnancy usually for 24 hours or when he digests and shits out the other man's shit.
Scat babies are basically recycled shit passed through more than one man's digestive system.
"I ate John's huge turd log. Then I ate Emilio's hard shit. I was now pregnant with two scat babies."
"I had held onto my scat babies for 24 hours. They had worked through my guts and were like hard bricks trying to force their way out of my anus."
by jaylbayt October 21, 2009
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carpet babies

Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
by I.B. Noone March 16, 2004
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beber

Also Spanish for 'to drink'. Conjugation includes bebo - I drink, bebes - you drink, bebe - he/she drinks, bebemos - we drink or beben - guys/girls drink
Yo bebo un refresco.
by AJAW May 22, 2004
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dingle babies

dried-crusty seaman left covering ones vajina. The sick cousin of dingle berries exept harder to see there for usualy end up in some drunk guys mouth .
Every thing was going great at the red parrot until I took that girl home and got a face full of dingle babies
by chef killa s October 12, 2010
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Justin Beiber

(Verb) to bring shame to one's country
Justin Beiber has Justin Beibered Canada, an otherwise fantastic country.
by EpicNorth47 August 26, 2013
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Justin Beiber

Justin Beiber is a Canadian woman trapped in a homosexual boy's body. Justin Beiber is known for his terrible singing, but revered for his atrocious acts against mankind (other than his "music").
by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014
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Justin Beiber

My wife has got a bit of Justin Beiber
by NorthFaceTubbs October 23, 2011
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