Bear cat

An over weight or chubby lesbian.

Look at those two chicks over there, that ones a huge "bear cat!"

Bear cat by The Uncle Booger December 11, 2014

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Bear Freshener

Adorable bear + flowers + poo in the woods = this smell.

See also: Sea Island Debauchery
See also: B.Y.

Let's play "Hide the Bear Freshener" in eachothers' luggage and watch hilarity ensue

Bear Freshener by LEAHLOVELACE August 25, 2009

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Related Words

bear • Bear Trap • Beards • Beardo • Bear Claw • bearded clam • Bear Grylls • bearded dragon • Beardy • bear cat

Bear Grylls it

When you find yourself with limited resources and supplies. Often improvisation is necessary or just roughing it out.

Person 1: Dude i've lost my cone piece...
Person 2: Oh don't worry I've got a paper clip and some palm leaves...we'll just Bear Grylls it.

Bear Grylls it by Getoverittttttttt November 28, 2010

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Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

Bear Honey by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011