batheny balls

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damn batheny balls is hot af

by hey girlypop April 22, 2023

flea-bitten goose

a Canadian, used generally with a negative connotation.

On my trip to Ontario my friend almost got in a fight with some flea-bitten goose!

by Mark K. Smith September 25, 2005

earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

The Batpenis

Batman's Dick.

If it wasn't for the combined efforts of Mike W. Barr
Jerry Bingham, and The Batpenis, we wouldn't have Damian Wayne.

by Max hangsout August 5, 2016

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

Butt Batter

When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.

Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.

by Jawsh00 May 21, 2017

butthole batter

A juicy crust built up over time in the crack of a slaves ass used to batter dick with

At the down town dinner served for the special meal deal on the grade A menu was butthole battered dick for all the dirty freaky homosexuals, bysexual , and of course the ladies, enjoy!

by Varrdg November 17, 2017