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Testicular Battery

The act of attaching a car battery to one's testicles, in order to achieve extreme stimulation.
Dude James died yesterday!

What? Why!

Apparently he wanted to really get off, so he tried out a Testicular Battery.
by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010
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on the batter

Irish slang for going on a big drinking session.
"Jesus, I'm wrecked. We were on the batter last night"
by TubberBoy October 24, 2014
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Baby Batter

Sperm, where babies come from, pecker snot
I sprayed baby batter all over Beth
by Leigh Kemp March 28, 2004
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man batter

1.the batter, or nut that comes out of a guy.
2.That shit that you should not swallow
no matter how good they say it taste.
3.white, creamy substance that burns when it gets into your eye....nut to be exact.
BOY:"Lets cook with my man batter!"
GIRL:"I don't think that is safe."
BOY:"BANG,BOOM,CLASH......AND SPLASH!!"
GIRL:Man batter is in my eye......and it FUCKIN' BURNS!!!"
by Jotaku December 21, 2004
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battery operated boyfriend (bob)

Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.
sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life
by Joe Canadian April 6, 2005
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Battledomology

Battledomology is the art of debating VS matches and comparisons between fictional characters and fictional universes.

While its a fact of life that everyone has their favorites in fiction(e.g. Characters,Universes, Special Moves, Francies, Etc.) and will support them, Battledomology is a Science where practitioners DO NOT LET preferences get in the way of debating the characters. Proper Battledomology is done by analyzing demonstrated material and creating reasonable conclusions based on it, not empty speculations. Making a biased conclusion based on your favoritism on certain fictional characters,universes,etc against in the face of the evidence is NOT PROPER BATTLEDOMOLOGY and is actually wanking.

Battledomology can involve more than just merely VS battles between fictional characters, universes, and franchises -it can comparisons of stuff outside of battle such as who is the more intelligent character, who has better feats not related to battle, which universe has more advanced technology,which universe has more effective magic,etc.

The best best site on the net for Battledomology is the Outskirts Battle Dome, where wanking is not tolerated and Battledomological threads are almost always done with logic and reasoning.

A person who practice and study the Science of Battledomology is called a Battledomologist.
The Web Show Deadliest Fictional Warrior is perhaps the MOST FAMOUS ,MOST POPULAR and overall MOST unbiased and intelligent show on Battledomology.
by CounterSwarmer July 19, 2011
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Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.
Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.
by jadio u no August 14, 2003
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