barginous

It is a version of a bargain.

When you find a HUGE bargin and its so amazing you say it is barginous!

by Apes October 2, 2003

klondike barring

When two women use their vaginas to fight over a klondike bar before it melts. Whoever it melts inside the other has to eat it.

Man did you watch those two girls klondike barring last night?

Yeah dude that was awesome.

by buttmaster420 June 13, 2014

babsin

Sittn back sippn on sizzurp and chillen with blair and other niglets.

Damn im hella bored wut are u doing this weekend? Oh i'm just gunna babs it like a coojoina.

by niglet December 31, 2003

barking the bologna

beating your meat,i.e. playing with your dick.it can be masturbating with it, touching it,or having someone else touch it.

"that girl wouldn't suck my dick, but she sure as hell was barking the bologna!"

by your moms vagina January 6, 2008

barking spider

See chocolate starfish: Term used to describe the shit eye, brown eye, bunghole, ass hole, etc. Resembles a spider when the tissue is crinkled as seen on a woman and barks when she farts.

Her pussy tasted like shit, so he stuffed his tongue in her barking spider.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Barking

The instantaneous and uncalled-for assumption a female makes directly after a male makes an opinion. Usually delivered loudly, annoyingly, and has no purpose but to give a female a chance to bitch.

Heron: I believe that we could save our o-zone by...
Ajjana: NO YOUR WRONG, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE O-ZONE, WE DON"T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS!
Heron:....Stop barking please

by Heron Bay Seagull October 16, 2011

Barking Seal

When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.

Yo! Last night was crazy!!! Gave this girl a barking seal! She was squealin like a pig!

by Brylon713 September 6, 2010