Auntie Anne

Twisting of the testicles to the shiny point of bursting, as if to make a new soft pretzel, the likes of which one might buy in a mall or a movie theater. Also known as a "Montana Anne" if balls are dipped in ranch dressing.

He gave me an Auntie Anne wound so tightly that my scrotum almost burst like a water balloon.

by Belle Bottoms September 29, 2005

unusual aunt

a hand job from a female midget

I was drunk and recieved and unusual aunt. That was the first time I hook up with a midget, her little arms and hands resembled a T-Rex.

by KGKG August 6, 2010

Ants on a log

Means something is chopped, stems fom man it's chopped like celerey, ants on a log homie. Ants on a log refers to a snack in which pieces of celery are cut into pieces and served with peanut butter and raisins on top. The celery symbolizing a log and the raisins ants. This use of the term however signifies that something is no longer going to be paid attention to, is over, is lost, essentially is chopped.

Yo are you still going to Germany for study abroad? Ants on a log dawg the financial aid didn't fall through.

by Omdepot February 17, 2010

Aunt Phyllis

noun, the feminist/women's rights version of Uncle Tom. A woman who believes other women should have no goals in life aside from making babies and sandwiches, but has too much political power to practice what she preaches.
Named after Phyllis Schlafly, notorious anti-feminist.

That Ann Coulter has some nerve saying women should never have been allowed the right to vote. What an Aunt Phyllis

by RP93 February 13, 2014

dick ants

A common alement from fucking an anthill. Then then are spread from host to host during intercourse via ejaculation.

Blood, globs of semen, ant carcasses are signs of dick ants.
A common case was on 4chans section called /b/ or random where anonymous posted asking for help. The post indicated he knew nothing about dick ants.

"Bitches don't know bout' my dick ants."

by anonymousTyTy August 28, 2011

ants on a log

As a special "treat" for your significant other. You smother your penis with peanut butter, then place a few raisins on key sensitive areas to be nibbled off. Dogs also love this treat.

Honey, to curb your appetite, enjoy this delicious "ants on a log"

by James, Dean & Joel August 10, 2006

Aunt Sally's nut butter

Crushed testes. Usually given to someone who causes another displeasure.

If he grabs my ass one more time, I swear I'm gonna give him a taste of Aunt Sally's nut butter.

by danielle June 22, 2007