Patriots

This team is the nastiest skank bitch in the NFL. Do not trust them. They are fugly sluts.

"Did you that the Patriots are going to the super bowl this year?
"Yea, I wonder how many footballs they deflated to get there."

by PumpkinPieGirl January 29, 2017

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NFL patriotism

The act of being on the NFL patriot bandwagon

There is NFL patriotism in this house.

by Jingle February 10, 2017

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Patriot

secret service code name for WH Chief of Staff Andrew Card

Patriot had the same name as the Patriot Act which randomly searched suspected terrorists and caught some people who had terrorists in their networks.

by Coop Dupe March 20, 2020

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The Patriots

A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.

The Patriots always attract the worst fans

Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown

by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

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Patriot

Someone who voted for Trump because "At least he isn't democrat".

Yes, I am a modern-day patriot. I gave in my bumpstocks to the government because I don't really need them and Red Flag laws can't possibly be that bad.

by bumpstock go brrrrrr September 20, 2020

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Someone who drives a big truck and has bright LED headlights that blind everything and everyone. They usually get really close to the back of your car or rev their engine when they're in a quiet area.

Todd: Damn, does that dude have his brights on or something? Those lights are unnecessary.

Chad: Well he's probably a Patriots fan or something.

by Incosleep October 11, 2020

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