mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again
carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom
by bessy1234 March 28, 2019
by Oignait.24 April 20, 2020
A guy that is super chill, friendly,confident and genuinely a badass. Despite that he can be one of the more sensitive men that you meet, although they would never admit that openly. If you ever get the chance to meet a Carson you shouldn’t pass it up.
Dude1: I wish I was more like Carson he gets all the ladies
Dude2: Seriously though how does he do it
Dude2: Seriously though how does he do it
by Anonymous1365 February 22, 2018
A beautiful, fun loving and incredibly smart human being with the eyes of an angel and a heart of gold.
by Kanye feast May 06, 2021
by wifenlooof September 15, 2022
Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.
by Noob skin November 23, 2021