Stephen Skratt

Stephen Skratt is a godly man that is above most mortals like you and I, It is a blessing to carry his genes and his last name. Woman have killed to get to Skratt, some say his last name makes people immortal. Further research is needed but all we know is that may have a wife named Wendy Skratt and a son Thomas Skratt, these people share his godly last name which not that many people have so they are likely related. Stephen Skratt is still much better than his mortal family as he has made multiple soundtracks for the Lego Marvel movies and is a key component in the soundtracks of hotel Transylvania and Inspector Gadget.

Any Woman on the Planet: who is that hunk of a human being?
Man: oh that's the man every man wants to be Stephen Skratt

Boy: I;m not going to bed just because the fire's pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Girl: I'm making a new fire and pulling a Stephen Skratt

Boy 1: You can't say the N-word that's racist!
Boy 2: It's okay, Stephen Skratt gave me the pass

by IntelligentMoron October 21, 2019

Dale Stephens

The best fucking player ever, has the potential to be the best ever midfielder known to man.

Girl-Omg dale Stephens is so hot
Jacob-I would fuck him

by Elliot Hill November 23, 2021

Stephen curry

He’s takes the Piss out of anyone in the NBA , the man has real life aim bot and no matter what u do he can’t be stopped

Guy1: How tf did he make that

Guy2: he’s been watch Stephen curry highlights all week and thinks he’s the man himself

Guy1: man needs a hobby

by Aim bot is real November 23, 2022

Stephen hawking

Stephen hawking is that one wheelchair guy. Oh and he's dead now

Yeah this fucker Stephen hawking. He was ok. But now he's dead. Oh well.

by Finnagen March 14, 2018

STEPHEN BUTCHER

this is a way to say hello in acient mandalorian language

person 1: stephen butcher

person 2: stephen butcher to you to

by Johnny drip drip February 27, 2023

Stephen Sarandos

A Homosexual.

My friend Stephen Sarandos likes to be pegged by a strap-on opposed to a penis

by Anditus August 1, 2021

joseph stephens

Badass mf that can do anything

"Fought off 8 guys by yourself" wow your a Joseph Stephens

by Bds badass12364426 March 23, 2017