wrong time of month

A Farmer Is Told That His Celibate bull Will Go Sex-Mad If He Rubbs Some Cow's Fanny Juice Over The Bull's Nose. He Does So, And The Bull Gets At It Within Seconds. He Wonders If This Works With Humans, So That Night He Scoops Up Some Of His Wife's Juices And Rubs Them Over His Face. Within Seconds He Has A Massive Stiffy And So Wakes Up His Wife, Wanting To Give Her A Poking Like Never Before. She Takes One look At Him And Says, "YOU WAKE ME UP AT 3 IN THE MORNING TO TELL ME YOU'VE GOT A NOSEBLEED?!?!"

If The River Runs Red, Take The Dirt Track!

by <*}}}}>< September 5, 2003

wrong colour

A person who's skin colour makes them an outcast in society.

Hmm Alex, what is that "wrong colour" doing here?!

by Babbel April 11, 2008

ding dong your opinion is wrong

a way of telling somebody they're stupid or that what they said was idiotic

idiot: feminism is cancer
educated person: ding dong your opinion is wrong

by fuck__you February 6, 2018

Wrongolia

The nation that Wrongtown exists within. Defneded by the army of wrongness

I'm going to Wrongtown, Wrongolia

by Mayor of Wrongtown July 7, 2006

wrongsbutdoubtit

(WRONGS-bu-da-dit) As messed up as any situation can possibly be. Hopeless. Comically so at times - when you have to laugh to keep from crying - wrongsbutdoubtit says it all.

Installer: "Girl, it's just wrongsbutdoubtit ain't it?"

Designer: "I just don't understand how this could have happened, we both measured and double-checked everything."

by JWordKing April 16, 2009

Wrong brownies

Comes from an FML where a guys accidentaly ate his roomates pot brownies before a job interveiw (was so stoned he couldnt answer the questions)

when someone is wasted or stoned when they shouldnt really be or there was no obvious reason, usually they did it on purpose. However, occasionally people do 'eat the wrong brownies'. Can be used for someones whos drunk but really means pot brownies.

1. "Dude, why am i so stoned?"

"idk did u eat the wrong brownies?"

2. "Hey did you see that guy at school today, he totaly ate the wrong brownies"

by Anonymous00000000000 May 26, 2009

Wrongolian

A person who is very wrong about something in particular.

Man: "Game X is the best game ever"
Man2: "Don't be such a Wrongolian"

Man: "I'm telling you it's true!"
Man2: "Sounds like you just got back from a trip to the Wrongolian diner."

by mcshinigami June 2, 2009