weasel fuck

A fuckin' weasel. You know the kind. That prick that always ends up ruining your day. That dude that steals your chick. In short, a complete asshole, one that shits all over everything he/she comes near - (team america reference right there). This person is an operator, they appear indecisive and cool at first, however they usually have a behind the scenes motive to fuck your life up.

Brock is such a weasel fuck, he screwed my girl then told my boss I'm a crack addict!!

by pinklloyd May 12, 2009

rim weasel

One who likes mens bums.

Connor Reeves and Elton John are rim weasels

by Phil_MaCrack May 2, 2006

weasel dick

A guy with a puny, weak little worm-like penis.

Ewww!!!! What's wrong with yo dick! Oh I know, you got a WEASEL DICK!

by lipglossboy May 7, 2009

Cheese Weasel

A person who smiles in your face (as in "say cheese") and when you turn your back or your not around he/she stabs you in the back (weasel).

From his vicious arrogant smile I knew right away the car salesman was a real cheese weasel.

by Kingpin3 February 21, 2011

cock weasel

A boss who takes credit for your work or effort. You have to put up with with his credit-stealing ways because he can fuck you royally or fire you.

He was such a cock weasel during that meeting

by whorlio October 24, 2003

Dick Weasel

A small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed. Dick Weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. Usually blue in color.

Dude, did you lose your Dick Weasel the other night, I found one in my bed.

by Hobohut90 June 15, 2009

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003