spartan warrior

total bad-ass warrior from the greek city-state of sparta.
were taken at a young age from their parents to learn the ways of battle and the code of a warrior (how to pwn everything and everyone).

a group of greek warriors, 300 spartan warriors included, held against the whole persian army.

by tweaker93 February 17, 2007

John warren

The kind of guy that will slap you with his cock he is a true hero

Man john warren is my hero

by Bob otoole November 20, 2016

Way of the Warrior

An ill fated fighting game created for the ill fated system 3DO. Way of the Warrior was a 2D fighting game developed by Naughty Dog (yes, the same people that made Crash Bandicoot). This game involve the use of digitized graphics (yes, the same graphios they used in Mortal Kombat). The game was criticized for its stiff control, absurd jumping, and horrendous animation. The game involved some hilarious MK parody characters such as; Konotori (a parody of Kung Lao and Kitana), Crimson Glory (a redneck biker woman who possibly played on Sonya), Major Gaines (a soldier who chucks grenades and takes steroids), Shaky Jake (a drunk Aussie who breaths fire), Fox (a complete parody of Jax, a tall black guy with sais), Nikki Chan (?), the Dragon (hahaha, a Bruce Lee ripoff), Nobunage (a kendo warrior), the Ninja (he shoots lighting bolts), Kull the Despoiler (a giant skeleton), High Abbott (a dragon), and Gulab Jamun (Gulab Jamun is an Indian dessert, the game Gulab is an evil swami). The game tanked and was forgotten by many but remembered by some.

Player1: oh shit, you fried me with Shaky Jake!

Player2: eat that, sucka!

by RBXfromdashow June 18, 2004

Mel Gibson Road Warrior Fart

While running to take a shit, you fart a bunch of times because it is against your own will.

"Oh god, did Sampson already shit himself? It fucking smells..."
"Nah dude, he just let out a few Mel Gibson Road Warrior Farts."

by Kevincore. October 12, 2006

romano warrior stance

the art of jumping to a stand still while swaying back and forth as if you were on a surf board. a killer dance for you and yours.

Iron Maiden - The Trooper is on, let's bust out the romano warrior stance.

by durrrrr June 27, 2008

Mirado Black Warrior

A jet-black pencil, raised in the dojos of ninjas, until it was prepared to be the master of the stealthy arts. A pencil that can end the world, but chooses not to.

Guy 1: Hey, do you have a Mirado Black Warrior I can use on my test?
Guy 2: Yeah...wait...I don't know where it went.
Guy 1: OMG, it's killing the teacher as we speak! Run!!!

by apfunction October 21, 2009

voiding the warranty

See masturbate.

Jim was busy voiding the warranty when his mom walked in.

by General Phillips November 19, 2009