Wankerfied

To get so shitfaced that one behaves like a complete and utter wanker.

'Dude, I was so categorically wankerfied last night I tried to force feed my Nan my penis. That's why I always find the combination of open bar and open casket at the wake particularly dangerous.'

by Anonymous submissions December 20, 2017

wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."

by Yigman April 16, 2019

Wankerdoodle

when you wank your doodle so hard it turns into a cookie

he wankerdoodles

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

Wanged it

The past tense of 'Winging it'.

I didn't know what I was doing. I totally wanged it!

by Captain Beardface October 12, 2020

Wankerphobe

A person who is afraid of or bullies wankers (i.e. people who masturbate).

Is Seb really a wankerphobe though?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

wankers chat

the worst and best group chat to exist. terrifying and full of mentally ill gays. a bunch of kpoppies, parxies, and emos. tends to defy human logic and should be sued for causing mental, emotional, and psychological damage.

consists of:

I'm not supposed to name people wtf yall know who you are anyways theres almost 30 of us

"Hey have you heard of the wankers chat?"
"yes and i want nothing to do with it"

by walmartshoppingcart June 29, 2021

crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe

hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker

by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010